Sunday 29 April 2012

Quotes About Inspiration



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Eleanor Roosevelt
“Do one thing everyday that scares you.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt
Kurt Vonnegut
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
― Kurt VonnegutMother Night: A Novel
Trisha Yearwood
“What's meant to be will always find a way”
― Trisha Yearwood
Neil Gaiman
“Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.”
― Neil GaimanThe Sandman, Vol. 6: Fables and Reflections
Walt Disney Company
“The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.”
― Walt Disney CompanyMulan (Pictureback
Saul Bellow
“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.”
― Saul Bellow
Maya Angelou
“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.”
― Maya Angelou
Socrates
“The unexamined life is not worth living.”
― Socrates
Lou Holtz
“It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.”
― Lou Holtz
Paulo Coelho
“When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”
― Paulo CoelhoThe Alchemist
Jane Goodall
“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
― Jane Goodall
Maya Angelou
“Courage: the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently.”
― Maya Angelou
Lance Armstrong
“Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.”
― Lance ArmstrongEvery Second Counts
Thomas Jefferson
“Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.”
― Thomas Jefferson
Zora Neale Hurston
“There are years that ask questions and years that answer.”
― Zora Neale HurstonTheir Eyes Were Watching God
Dalai Lama XIV
“Love is the absence of judgment.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
Mahatma Gandhi
“To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
Elinor Glyn
“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze. ”
― Elinor Glyn
“The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.”
― Kalu Kalu
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain how he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be.”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Vincent Willem van Gogh
“It is good to love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is well done.”
― Vincent Willem van Gogh
Brian Andreas
“I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.”
― Brian AndreasStory People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas
Edgar Allan Poe
“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
― Edgar Allan Poe
Langston Hughes
“Hold fast to dreams,
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird,
That cannot fly.”
― Langston Hughes
Elizabeth Gilbert
“You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. This is a power you can cultivate. If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on the mind. That's the only thing you should be trying to control.”
― Elizabeth GilbertEat, Pray, Love
Henry David Thoreau
“One must maintain a little bittle of summer, even in the middle of winter.”
― Henry David Thoreau
Chad Sugg
“If you're reading this...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.”
― Chad SuggMonsters Under Your Head

Lou Holtz
“When all is said and done, more is said than done.”
― Lou Holtz
Mary Kay Ash
“Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.”
― Mary Kay Ash
Lou Holtz
“You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.”
― Lou Holtz
Nicholas Sparks
“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. Maybe they always have been and will be. Maybe we've lived a thousand lives before this one and in each of them we've found each other. And maybe each time, we've been forced apart for the same reasons. That means that this goodbye is both a goodbye for the past ten thousand years and a prelude to what will come.”
― Nicholas SparksThe Notebook
Rumi
“Ignore those that make you fearful and sad, that degrade you back towards disease and death.”
― Rumi
Paul Klee
“A single day is enough to make us a little larger or, another time, a little smaller.”
― Paul Klee
Leo Buscaglia
“Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.”
― Leo Buscaglia
Ayn Rand
“Why do they always teach us that it's easy and evil to do what we want and that we need discipline to restrain ourselves? It's the hardest thing in the world--to do what we want. And it takes the greatest kind of courage. I mean, what we really want.”
― Ayn Rand
Jack London
“Don't loaf and invite inspiration; light out after it with a club.”
― Jack London
Babe Ruth
“It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.”
― Babe Ruth
Suzanne Weyn
“Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.”
― Suzanne WeynMr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Chuck Palahniuk
“All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.”
― Chuck PalahniukDiary
Vincent Willem van Gogh
“I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”
― Vincent Willem van Gogh
Louisa May Alcott
“I ask not for any crown
But that which all may win;
Nor try to conquer any world
Except the one within.”
― Louisa May Alcott
Lou Holtz
“You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.”
― Lou Holtz
Jack London
“You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”
― Jack London
Hunter S. Thompson
“Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.”
― Hunter S. Thompson
Siddhārtha Gautama
“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection”
― Siddhārtha Gautama
J.K. Rowling
“Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.”
― J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Karen E. Quinones Miller
“When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them.”
― Karen E. Quinones Miller

Saturday 28 April 2012

Quotes About Humor



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Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
― Miguel de Cervantes SaavedraDon Quixote

Bill Watterson
“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
― Bill Watterson

Terry Pratchett
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett

Mae West
“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
― Mae West

Jack Handey
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.”
― Jack Handey

Dr. Seuss
“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
― Dr. SeussOne Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Groucho Marx
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”
― Groucho Marx
J.K. Rowling
“Don't talk to me."
"Why not?"
"Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...”
― J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Charles Lamb
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
― Charles Lamb
J.K. Rowling
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
― J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Lemony Snicket
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
― Lemony SnicketHorseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
Cassandra Clare
“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”
― Cassandra ClareCity of Ashes
Cassandra Clare
“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”
― Cassandra ClareCity of Bones
Suzanne Collins
“Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.”
― Suzanne CollinsThe Hunger Games
Cassandra Clare
“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
― Cassandra ClareCity of Bones
Dr. Seuss
“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
― Dr. Seuss
George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin
Edgar Allan Poe
“I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.”
― Edgar Allan Poe
J.K. Rowling
“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?”
― J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Albert Einstein
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Albert Einstein
Maya Angelou
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.”
― Maya Angelou